SOUTH PARK
BIGGER, LONGER, and UNCUT
(1999)
directed by Trey Parker

WARNING: This page contains explicit language and subject matter inappropriate to children - MPAA

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PART ONE
PART TWO


Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!



Cartman: Let's see, hmm, I don't have any Jewish candy.
Kyle: Fine! Like you really need more, fat boy!



Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you.



Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind.



Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head", and "this poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch, drop the 't' cuz bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Don't say fuck any more cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word m'kay!"



We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It's easy m'kay!"



Cartman: Wow, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?



You killed Kenny, you bastard!



This must be heaven!



I bet someone in the Bible didn't make the list.



Hell is soon gonna need a new sign.



Only if Gandhi were a Christian!



Hell is so hot folks even shit fire



Blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway



Phillip: You loved our movie, Conan! We watched it together. You... You laughed!



Canadian ambassador: As you can see from this graph, the entire economy of Canada relies on Terrence and Phillip! Without them we are doomed to recession!



Pres. Clinton: At 5 a.m. today, a day which will live in infamy...sort of... the U.S. has declared war on Canada.


PART TWO