BIGGER, LONGER, and UNCUT
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo
Saddam Hussein: Oh I love when you get all biblical, Satan. You know exactly how to turn my crank!
Satan: No, I'm being serious! Those Canadian entertainers are to be killed. It is the seventh sign.
Up there, there is so much room
Where baby's burp and flowers bloom
But it's not as if I don't try
I just fuck up
Try as I might
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
You'll dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die
La Resistance lives on
Where is Waldo?
Winona Ryder's community service
I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now
Because I'm feeling so insanely super
General Plymkin: 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses...'Operation Get Behind The Darkies', you will follow Battalion 5 here...
Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General Plymkin: I don't listen to hip-hop.
The Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in her womb?
Stan: Dude, that kid is fucked up.
Big thing: Behold my glory.
Sheila Broflovski: Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids! That's what this war is all about!
Cartman: DRIPPING VAGINA EATING SON OF A PIGFUCKING CRACK WHORE!!! HAIRY COCK SLURPING MAGGOT FUUUUUCK!!!!
Hmmm hmmmmm hmm.
Stan: Yeah, thanks for going back to hell for us. You're a real pal.
Thank God we live in this quiet, little, piss-ant, redneck, po-dunk...white trash, kick ass mountain town
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